Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Am I back? Not really...

Rumors of my demise (as I can only assume there must be,) are greatly exaggerated. I'm still here, and I haven't given up on Madame Zelda's.

Though I am very busy with school and various other enterprises, I will, as I mentioned in August of last year, continue to sporadically update these despicable comix.

As proof, I offer the latest installment of THE PERILS OF PIGGY PAINSLUT!

On a side note, as my life is a constant search for funding, I would be willing to update more frequently if enough donations roll in. Just sayin'.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Well, this is awkward...

Hey there kiddies,

Its me, Kyle Charles Trouble Bridgett. I guess you've noticed that I haven't been around much.
Well bad news, that's probably going to continue. Remember 6 months ago when I was unemployed, drawing all the time, and milking this comic for every filthy nickle it was worth? Well that ended when I started working 50-60 hours at two crappy jobs and had no time to draw.

So what's going on now in my life? I'm going to school. Yup me, perverted 30 year old cartoonist hack, goin' to art school. Which means, I probably won't have time to draw much smut over the next four years. But have no fear, whenever I can, I will still update this trash.

On a side note, Madame Zelda's is rounding out 5 years on the internet, which I figure is worth an update. Wow, 5 years, half a million visits, 350 000 unique visitors, 2 million page views. That's a lot of blown minds (not to mention loads!) Thanks for everything. Check out Candy Cotton Tale Page 8 !

Sunday, April 1, 2012

And Now A Word From Our Sponsors!

I wish. We don't really have sponsors. If we did, I wouldn't need two jobs to keep the lights on.

Anyway, in honour of rounding two weeks of not smoking, I've decided to post this Dick Dogdick advertizing parody that I made in France, but never published. Hope you enjoy it (but there's no tits, so I doubt you will.)

Now back to complaining. If you read my last post you are aware that I've been in dire financial straits for a while now. I did receive a few donations from loyal fans which were very helpful, but  most of the cash for art I received was for poster work unrelated to Madame Zelda's (which can be viewed on my DeviantArt account) and is why you haven't seen any updates lately. I'm still digging myself out of a hole, and working 48 hours a week now, I don't have lot of time to work on Madame Zelda's. In a perfect world, I'd make more than enough money from Madame Zelda's that I could update three times a week, however its unlikely.

I AM working on a 6 page custom comic for a gentleman which will be appearing in the Commissions section next Sunday. But until I can get myself out of this current financial hole I'm in, I doubt I'll be able to update any of the OFFICIAL Madame Zelda's Comix. If you want to help me out, please DONATE.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Piggy's through the wringer...and so am I

Here's the latest Piggy Painslut Page . If you're into wacky girl defiling machines, this page'll be right up your alley.

On another note, my internet got shut off due to non payment. So until I get my service restored, I'm going to be unable to update (I can't afford to sit in a cafe either.)

So... if anyone wants to you know.... DONATE some money, I'll get back to work delivering this ridiculous cartoon smut, to you hard working perverts. AND if you care to, I certainly take title requests (ei which comic to update) whenever I receive a healthy donation (delivered in a week.)

BUT WAIT! THERE's MORE!

More ways you can give me money, that is. You can totally hire me. Commission me to draw you, or your fursona, or even one of my characters doing horrible things in your very own Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion custom artwork or comic (you can even buy the original.) CUSTOM GALLERY for samples. SAMPLE PRICING LIST this is only a guideline all prices need to be negotiated for each job, sometimes I can work cheaper, some projects cost a little extra.

OK, so let's review. No internet, comic on indefinite hiatus. Give me your hard earned money, you can call it an early birthday gift (if its after Sunday call it a belated birthday gift.)

Thankyou.

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Perils of Piggy Painslut Page 22 Featuring UNCLE WANG!


I proudly present the next page of the popular and perverted picto-play, the Perils of Piggy Painslut.  Enjoy.
The Perils of Piggy Painslut Page 22

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Piggy Painslut Page 21

Well, the first update of the year went over so well, that I figured I'd push the productivity and publish the next page of the Perils of Piggy Painslut.

Enjoy and donate!

Piggy Painslut Page 21

Saturday, January 14, 2012

First update of 2012!

Hey folks,
Here's the latest installment of Petra Puppy. I was going to do a Piggy Painslut page but a certain lamb gave me a healthy donation to do another Petra Page.

Next up I guess will be a Piggy Painslut page.