Tuesday, December 20, 2011

See you next year.

Petra Puppy page 34 is up. I tried something a little different spatially with this page, hope you enjoy it.

It was actually an adaptation of a commission request from Micman4202, that just happened to fit nicely into the story.


As I said last week, this will most likely be my last update of 2011, I wanted to talk about some of this comix accomplishments this year.

2011 was a pretty crazy year for me. I turned 28, forever denying myself the Morrison/Joplin/Hendrix/etc. 27 year old death mystique (although I came close,) I ended a 5 year relationship with a woman, quit a 4 year long job selling guns, had a minor mental breakdown, started a new relationship with a young man, traveled to Paris and I made a real living off of my art for the first time (albeit a hand to mouth living.) But all in all, the chaos in my life seemingly had a positive influence on my art. Who knew?

2011 marked the 4 year anniversery of Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion and the 100th page and 1 millionth pageview. I drew 27 new official pages (more than 2 a month,) as well as 10 commissioned comix and a dozens of other drawings, banners, etc. Also several new features were added: the Profile Page, the Store of Perversion and the Custom Art Gallery.

Of course 2011 was also a good year for web traffic (the best yet.) According to Google Analytics, Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion received (as of December 20th, 2011):

Total Visits: 122,153 (twice as many as last year, and over 42000 more than my previous best year.)


Absolute Unique Visitors: 79,818 (with similar past comparisons to the above stat)


Total Page Views: 488,132 (which is about half of the page views I had received in total from 2007-the beginning of this year)


We also beat our previous record for most visits in one day (1247,) one week ( 5600,) and one month (15800.)

So what's next for Zelda's? Well, I'm going to try my best to be as productive as possible this coming year, though with my mounting life plans, I probably won't complete as many pages as this year. I do plan on getting all of the scanned pages up to the same size and quality of scans (another project I started this year,) I also hope to re-tool the site and make it both prettier and user friendly. 


Well, see you next year,


-Kyle





Saturday, December 17, 2011

Since you crazy kids were so keen on last weeks Petra Puppy update, here's the next page for you. I hope you enjoy it. You may also be pleased to hear that I'm nearly done page 34, so I'll probably be posting that on Wednesday.

Unfortunately, since I'll be going out of town to celebrate the holiday season with my family, I won't have a scanner handy and thus Petra Puppy page 34 will more than likely be my last post of 2011.

UNLESS...

Unless I receive an overwhelming amount of donations, in which case I'll drag myself away from my family for long enough to find an internet cafe with a scanner.

Otherwise, I'll speak to you all on Wednesday and then NEXT YEAR

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hey folks (and knives,)

So that last Petra page must've been a smash, because my web traffic is WAY up. Over 1200 Unique Visitors today alone. That's a new record! Anyway check out the commissions gallery for a new strip I made for somebody.

And check back Sunday for the next thrilling installment of Petra Puppy.

.....And donate too.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

SURPRISE!!! Happy DecembaRama!!!

You know kids (by which I mean consenting adults,)

DecembaRama is the time of year when we fine, upstanding, space monster fearing, North Americans come together and celebrate the all mighty Economy (other countries may too, but they hardly count.) And, through obligation, we sacrifice credits to give gifts to one another.While I'm aware that a homemade gift is the worst possible DecembaRama gift to give, it is still none the less better to receive than give, so I know you'll enjoy it. Your gift is the most recent page of Petra Puppy IN ADDITION , of course to the already promised EPILOGUE of Mr.Clover.

Speaking of DecemaRama, my wish this ridiculous holiday season is that all of you make a donation to Madame Zelda's Zoo of Pervesion. Not only will you NOT get a cool tote-bag, but it will also make you feel good to know you did your part to help feed the angry and all powerful All Seeing Eye-conomy. Even $5 (though preferably more,) would be great. Or, if you prefer the more tangible touch, purchase some schlock from my Store. So hand over your dollar signs to me and all your dreams will be guaranteed* to come true, and maybe, just maybe, I won't have to sick the Krampus on you.

HAPPY DECEMBARAMA

-Kyle C. "I'm not afraid to beg" Bridgett.



*Guarantee will NOT be honoured

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Candy's Cotton Tale page 7

Here ya go boys and goils, the 7th page of a Candy Cotton Tale... or was that Cedric the Sissy page 23... then again it may just be Stinkerbell Skunk: The Scent of a Turd page 1! I don't know any more, man.

 .......

Oh and last week when I said that was the last Mr.Clover page... I lied. This Sunday, check out the EPILOGUE of Nanny Goat's Nursery featuring Mr.Clover. The real last page. REALLY.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday updates

As promised, The final page of the Mr.Clover Story and Dick Dogdick was updated t'day

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Just posted Latest Dick Dogdick & Little Miss Clover

Here's a couple more pages.

Nanny Goat's Nursery featuring Mr. Clover

Dick Dogdick: Dog Detective

Check back next week for another installment in both these stories.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Dick Dogdick: Dog Detective Page 25

Not that anyone cares, but I just added the most recent Dick Dogdick page and I actually have 3 more done, so this comic will be updated for the next 3 weeks. Again, I realize this is my least popular (or most unpopular,) strip, but I don't care. Its MY favourite.

On a side note, I do have the next Candy Cotton Tale page done, so expect to see that soon.

Oh, and I've been getting asked about the Custom Art Gallery of late, especially the Mr.Clover comix. Here's the thing, I haven't gotten any commission work in a while, and that's why that whole section has been inactive. I will have the final 3 Mr.Clover Pages up soon (probably this Sunday or next and going for 3 weeks,) but then its done. If you'd like to see more "snuff" pieces, someone will have to commission them. 

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Honey, I'm home.

Alright, I'm back from Paris, and while I'm still a little jet-lagged, here's the most recent Piggy Painslut installment,

Piggy Painslut Page 20

I've got quite a few Dick Dogdick strips that I made in Paris to upload soon and a Candy Cotton Tale page. I also have some custom work to get done too, so expect to see that soon as well.

Now, I need a nap.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

3 Little Piggies completed

Here's the latest installment of Nanny Goat's Nursery, being page 2 (the final page) of the 3 Little Piggies mini story.
 So Check it out NOW!!!!

Also, I'm going to Paris for a couple weeks, I plan to do A LOT of drawing while I'm there, but probably just sketchbook stuff. That is UNLESS I receive a few donations or a Custom Art Order. So yeah.

Kyle

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Well well well

It seems my increasing web traffic has exceeded my file hosting bandwith.

So if you noticed that the site looks a little different, its because I just frantically simplified it and removed all my buttons which were stored on the site who's free bandwidth you've exceeded.

Anyway, it's about as user friendly as it ever was, but less pretty (for lack of a better word.) I'll fix it up eventually, but it's not a top priority.

Sorry for any confusion.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Perils of Piggy Painslut Appears Again

That's right, its been a while but the long awaited page 19 of Poor ol' Piggy Painslut is here so enjoy fellow perverts.

Also, don't forget that the custom art gallery is updating every Sunday too, so check out that page as well for the most recent commission piece too.

And if you're interested in any commission art, or you'd just like to help out a starving artist please donate, every little bit helps.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Madame Zelda's is 4 years old!

What a long strange trip it's been.
I probably should have posted this about a week and a half ago, but Madame Zelda's has officially been on the internet for 4 years. Far out.

When I started this comic in a private sketchbook, it was never intended for public consumption. But after I showed it to a kinky friend and he laughed his face off, I decided to suck up my pride and share my sickness with the internets. Now it's for years later and Madame Zelda's spans 5 different titles, over 100 pages and has been viewed in virtually every country in the world. Am I ashamed of myself you may ask, well casually, yes I am. But with over 283000 visits, over 171000 unique visitors, comprising well over 1000000 pageviews, I can't complain. That's not true, I can complain about one thing....

I'm still broke as frick.

If you wish to help out a hard working, smut peddlin' cartoonist, whose been tickling your funny bone (and your funny boner,) for over four years, please donate, order some custom art and/or buy some merchandise. This is kind of my job right now, and if I hope to keep scrapin' by without a real nine to five, I need your hard earned scratch. Every bit helps.

Thanks for everything, and I'll see ya in the funny pages,

Kyle Bridgett.

PS. The Custom Art Gallery is updated till the end of October, so at the very least there will be updates there every Sunday and some Wednesdays

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Custom Art and Comix Gallery Added

Well I finally got around to adding a custom art and comix gallery. This is where I'll be showcasing all the custom stuff I've been doing over the last three months. I've uploaded the first 3 pages, which includes the first of an 8 page comic, and I've set the rest to upload every Sunday (and sometimes Wednesday too,) till about mid October, so far.

So check out  
THE CUSTOM ART GALLERY
and keep checking back weekly for updates.

If you're interested in commissioning a piece of art or a comic, check out my rough pricing list.

Please note: it's really not possible to quote a price until I know what the project is. It really comes down to the time involved. Also, I may be willing to cut deals on ongoing projects such as comix that span several pages.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dick Dogdick: Dog Detective Page 24

Alright, so I know it's my least popular storyline, but it's the quickest ink job.
So here's the latest Dick Dogdick Strip.

Dick Dogdick: Dog Detective 24

Hopefully this weekend I'll start uploading my commission work here, so there'll be about 4 new comix pages, of non-canon, although over the top depraved, cartoon sex work as well as a half dozen single image scenes . So check back Sunday.

-Kyle

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The shit is back!!

Well, I got my damn  pen finally. So without further Apu, here is the next installment of the critically denounced smut comic sensation,

A Candy Cotton Tail page 6

I've also put some more time into re-uploading the early pages at a larger size.

Currently, I'm up to page 3 of the Madame Zelda Shorts, page 5 of Cedric the Sissy and  Piggy Painslut,  and page 6 of Petra Puppy.

Now this is a very time consuming task, but I've made it through the first of 3 sketchbooks. The remaining sketch books are smaller in dimension then the first one (they actually fit on my scanner,) so the process should be at least twice as fast as it's been so far. Soon my pretties, all the pages will be 950pix wide (instead of 800) with more consistency in quality. Hooray!

I'm going to do my best to crank out as many pages as I can for the rest of the Summer, but I've actually been making a little money off this trash as of late, and since most of this money is from what I like to call cartoon sex work (commission stuff,) I have to focus a lot of my attention on that aspect of it. Hopefully, this won't prevent me from updating often.

But never fear valued reader, for much of this material (some of it comics) will be added to the site in the new section, which is currently under construction, The Commission Gallery (although I'll hopefully think up a better name.) Unless one of my clients specifically asks me not to post their piece, I'll be uploading all the hot pictures and comix I draw for money, as well as various pin-up art I've done over the years.

So check back often friends, and keep giving me money (this is kind of my job now,) whether you donate, buy merchandise or commission some art work, it's all so very helpful.

Play Safe,

-Kyle C. Bridgett

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Status Update.

I ordered a new pen a three weeks ago, but the Canadian Postal strike only ended last Tuesday, Friday was a holiday and no post on the weekends, so I'm still waiting for them to catch up with the lag.

Hopefully, I'll get my damn pen this week and I can start posting more smut.

Monday, June 20, 2011

News from Madame Zelda's and Cartoon Sex Work

Greetings Kinksters,
While there is not yet any new pages for Madame Zelda's (I'm still saving up for a new pen,) I have been thinking about ways to improve the overall user experience.
My initial innovation is fresh scans. That's right, larger pages with consistent quality.
This is an ongoing project, that should speed up as I go along. The early Zelda's pages were done in a much larger sketchbook (larger then my scanner,) so every page needs to be scanned in two parts and pieced together, so it's fairly time consuming to get these pages right. The second sketchbook should be a bit faster.
So far I've updated the first four pages of Cedric the Sissy and Piggy Painslut, the first three shorts of Madame Zelda's and the first two of Nanny Goat's Nursery. Eventually, this will be the standard size and quality for the comic.

KYLE BRIDGETT: CARTOON SEX WORKER
What else is new? Well, I've opened up Madame Zelda's for commissions, and while my first customers have been furries, I'm  open to drawing commissioned works of just characters from my comic, as well as creating new characters to represent you or whoever you desire. Below are samples and commission info, if your interested let me know at goodbunny@gmail.com

Each of these price points include 1 fursona, to convert another character to an existing fursona there's a $10 charge for foreground characters, and $5 for background ones. You follow me?
So...
 

 
Single character (fursona) w/simple background or text, Badge style $30 + $15 if you want the original.


 Sample: Gamer Kitty

 




Two characters w/simple background or text $45 + $20 for the original.

 Sample: Loupy Loupin





 Two characters w/complex background (one that includes background characters, equipment or that may tell a story) or simple background AND text $60 + $20 for the original.

Sample: Kitty of Flame





3 or 4 characters w/ complex background $80 + $30 for original.

Sample: Trajan and Rael Bunny






COMIX
I don't have any samples yet (workin' on it,) but the charge is $20-$30 per panel, maximum 8 per page, minimum 4 per page + $40 per original.

CONTENT RULES
First of all, I WON'T DRAW
c\Copyrighted characters (ie. Disney specific or a pokemon, etc.)
Fantasy characters (I'll draw drago
ns and unicorns,etc. but they'll be more humanized)
Cub art or characters that are clearly children (I don't judge, I just don't want trouble.)
Ridiculous things, like shitting dick nipples.
Colour work, not that I can't, it just takes too long and I don't like doing it.


I SPECIALIZE IN DRAWING
Extreme fetish acts such as bdsm, AB/dl, straight/bi/gay/trans/herm, hardcore sex, sissification, humiliation, watersports, scat (esp. messy diapers,) and HUMOUR


COPYRIGHT RESTRICTIONS
Anything I draw, I retain the rights to. You can post it and use it in anyway, so long as it's not commercial. You are welcome to edit it in certain ways (such as colourization, etc.) but please attribute whoever deserves credit for the editing.
Unless you request that I DON"T post the picture, I assume, you don't mind me posting it.
If you opt NOT to buy the original, I reserve the right to sell it at a later date (If you don't buy it first.)

PAYMENT INFO
I accept payment, tips and donations through Paypal and EMT goodbunnny@gmail.com
I don't accept trades, but I will post fan art on my comic page.


I guess that's it, I'll knock money off of the price if I ONLY have to draw MY CHARACTERS.
The prices are just a guideline, if I think your piece is going to be more work than my price warrants than I'll let you know before accepting payment.





Tuesday, June 7, 2011

It's that crappy time again.

That crappy time when one of my pens break and I need a new one.
They're $50.
So the comic is on Hiatus, till somebody (or collectively somebodies) donates $55 (to cover tax and Paypal.) Or I come by the money naturally.
Even better would be if the money was sent in an EMT to goodbunny@gmail.com as I'd receive this immediately.
Sorry folks, I can't work without a pen.
-Kyle

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Petra Puppy, out of the pot and into the fire.

Well, here's the long awaited continuation of Petra Puppy's Adventures in the Nursery. Petra is out of the tub and into a fresh Nappy.

So take a peak at Petra Puppy Page 29
which marks the 100th page of Madame Zelda's completed.

And don't forget to pick up some Nanny Goat's Nursery Schlock from the all new

Madame Zelda's Store of Perversion!

And while you're throwing away your hard earned money on this smut, send me a donation too. (I'm dyin' here.)

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Madame Zelda's Store of Perversion is here!

That's right folks, now you can let 'em know what a sick freak you are with your own Madame Zelda's Shwag from Cafe Press. Not a lot of designs right now, but I have shirts, dog bowls, mugs and more at  
Madame Zelda's Store of Perversion!!
So order yours today!

Also, the votes are in, so I'll be updating Petra Puppy in the next couple days.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Dick Dogdick: Dog Detective Page 23

Well here's the latest installment of Dick Dogdick, page 23

After doing a count, this is the 99th page of my comix, that means (for those of you who aren't so fine at the math,) that my next page will be the 100th page!

The way things are shaping up in my sketchbook, I'll likely pull off a 3 page run of whatever comic I decide to ink first. Either the next 3 pages of Petra Puppy or the next three pages of Dick Dogdick. If you prefer it one way or the other let me know.

..... then again the next page of Piggy Painslut or Candy Cottontail might be fun.

What should I do?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Huge Upload Day!!

Hey, everybody! I've been sitting on this stuff for almost a week, but I've been busy finishing the poster and preparing for my first art show in 5 years. The poster and the info is at the bottom of this post, though the work appearing in the show is not really related to Madame Zelda's



So like the title of this post says, today is a big day for Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion Uploads.

First on the menu is the latest installment of The Perils of Piggy Painslut. Enjoy yourself watching Piggy not enjoy her Breakfast on page 18 of The Perils of Piggy Painslut



Next up is the mini Mini Midget short, Mini Midget in Dutch Blitz. This page is dedicated to my former partner of a half decade, who seemed to have a fascination with a certain sex act involving midgets. It also features a remarkably easy and fun card game called Dutch Blitz which can be played with four decks of cards. Conversely, if you'd like, you can purchase a Dutch Blitz specific deck from this website.

I've always fancied the thought of having lots of short one or two page short gag comics throughout Madame Zelda's, but this' easily the least updated section of the website, and I wonder if people even know it's there. Hopefully I'll add some more shorts soon.


In addition to these two pages, I'm also adding 5 new profiles to the still under construction Profile Pages, so check 'em out


Kyle Bridgett's Poster Art Show
May 2011 being the month of
Kyle Bridgett's 7th Art Show
@
Paperchase Cafe
Blowers Street Halifax, NS.

Opening Reception May 6th 2011
6:00PM-8:00PM
After Party to follow for the initiated.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Piggy Painslut Page 17


Here's the next installment of The Perils of Piggy Painslut. Enjoy and Please Donate, I'm really REALLY fucked for cash.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Over 1 million page views!!

Hey Madame Zeldites,

I was 'playing' on Google Analytics today, and I noticed that between all my comix, I've received 1,000,728 since September 2007! Woooo!

So, I just wanted to thank everyone who's visited, told their friends, and especially those who wrote to me and donated.

Also I'd like to extend an extra special thank you to those who send hate mail and insult my work and myself in public forums, etc. I'm positive your hatred created the buzz I needed to reach a million hits.  Hopefully your excessively rude and hate-filled comments will push me over the 2 million mark even faster.

-Kyle Bridgett

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Candy's Cotton Tale page 5


Well, I still don't haven't received enough money to buy a new pen, but I borrowed the money anyways, so hopefully, I won't have my internet cut off, get kicked out of my apartment and die of starvation, before I finish the next page of Madame Zelda's.

So without further bitching, here's page 5 of A Candy Cotton Tale.

Keep reading, and please donate.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Character Profiles.of Perversion

I've started a section for Character Profiles.


Of course I started with major characters, but ultimately I'd like to do every character that has even just shown up in the background. You may have noticed the same characters reappearing over and over again, and I've been asked about these characters in the past.

By my count there's over 70, with more showing up all the time. So check out Madame Zelda's Profiles of Perversion!

Also, I still can't afford to replace my broken rapidograph. In the meantime I'll keep penciling new pages, but I won't be able to update untill I replace my pen so PLEASE DONATE!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Candy's Cotton Tale and Inking Catastrophe

Well, here's the next installment of the critically denounced mini-comic A Candy Cotton Tale, in page four we'll be introduced to some new characters in Nanny Goat's Nursery.

And speaking of characters, I've begun illustrating character profile pictures, and my goal is to have a complete character guide for Madame Zelda's. I figure there's about 70 characters in all right now. It'll take a while to get them all drawn and online, but expect that to start soon.

As for the inking catastrophe I mentioned.
The pin fell out of my 6X0 rapidograph and I can't afford a new one. So I won't be inking any new pages till I can buy a new one; They cost about $40.
 Of course if someone wanted to see new pages bad enough the could donate $40 via the donate button, or even better EMT the money to my e-mail address: goodbunny@gmail.com (since I'd get this money instantly.) I have the next page of Candy's Cotton Tale halfway inked, so if I had that pen I could update in a couple days. If only...

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

More of that scheming puss Miss Kitty


Here it is the next page in the story of the Perils of Piggy Painslut.

On another note, I've often wondered if people realize just how small some of these panels are. I'm kind of an obsessive graphomaniac and I constantly find myself breaking pages into smaller and smaller panels and adding more and more detail to said panels.
So here's the spoiler panel with a Canadian dime on it (approx. 18mm across.) I literally just placed the dime on the scanner ad laid the sketchbook over top. Maybe that's interesting to you or maybe it's not, but there it is.

Seeya soon, and DONATE NOW!!!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Donate NOW!!!

So, I'm broke. Broke broke broke broke broke broke broke BROKE!

But you cherished reader can help by clicking the donation button above and on every page of my comic.
For every $35 donation to the cause of this smut I'll update the comic you request the following week, and for smaller donations I'll take your requested comic under serious consideration and I'll update a week later if I get $50 worth of cumulative requests. PLEASE DONATE.

Don't worry, I'll still be updating at my own snail's pace regularly if no body donates, although it'll be much slower if my internet gets shut off due to non payment.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

The long awaited return of The Perils of Piggy Painslut

Alright you pervs and painsluts, Piggy is back (although she doesn't appear in this installment.) Hopefully this page will lead to more perverted piggy fun. So stretch out yer whackin' arm, grab your lube (or at least spit on your palm,) and enjoy the next chapter in The Perils of Piggy Painslut

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Dick Dogdick 22

DICK DOGDICK PAGE 22!!! The stage is set, all the elements in place, things are going to start to heat up in this 7 page run.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

It's Candy's Cotton Tale page 3

Alrighty Cedric the Sissy Fans, It's time for the next depraved chapter of Candy's Cotton Tale. Enjoy the tribulations of the humiliated (and stinky,) Sissy Candy at the hands of Nurse Amanda Panda and Mr.Feedums, the adult baby feeding machine.

Updated (as promised,) is Candy's Cotton Tale page 3
Enjoy.

Oh, and come back next week for another update!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Petra Puppy pages 27 & 28!

I know it it took me a while to upload these, but here's the next two pages of Petra Puppy's bath scene.

Petra Puppy pages 27 & 28! (hit next or current)
Oh! And check back next week for more updates!!!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

No faith in the Canadian Mental Health System

Jeezus, I just walked in to talk to somebody and they barely let me leave.

All I wanted to do was get a referral to psychologist and what do they do? They stick me in this scary little locked white room, with two cameras, a panic button, and a few chairs, which were chain locked to the floor. Then they send in a Neurologist, a student doctor and some nurse to take some blood samples. They ask me questions for an hour, leave for half an hour, come back with a "plan" for me, use the phrase "IF we let you leave..." (of course, my being there was totally voluntary,) so I get a little worried and I say, "I've been here for a couple hours, I'll just go out side for a smoke and come right back." To which they reply "why don't you just stay here for 10 minutes." Then the Neurologist and the student doctor leave again, but this time a 300lb guy comes in, takes the one chair that isn't bolted down out of the room and tells me the girls were afraid I was going to bolt. So he closes the door and two armed police officers come and stand outside it.
Anyway, at this point I'm pretty much the most paranoid I've ever been without some sort of chemical assistance. And even now, I'm sure that the ONLY reason they let me leave is my partner came down and agreed to keep an eye on me 24 hours a day for the next three days.
Scary stuff.

I've got four new pages to upload , I've just been feeling down and well, kinda bat-shit crazy the last few weeks, so I was waiting for a positive fan letter to motivate me to upload some more pages. I guess I've received that now, so as soon as I calm down a little I'll upload the next couple pages of Petra Puppy, (should be this weekend.)

But in the meantime, if you want to send me some encouragement fan mail (especially with kinky pictures,) feel free, my e-mail is goodbunny@gmail.com

Thank you,

-Kyle C. Trouble Bridgett