Tuesday, December 20, 2011

See you next year.

Petra Puppy page 34 is up. I tried something a little different spatially with this page, hope you enjoy it.

It was actually an adaptation of a commission request from Micman4202, that just happened to fit nicely into the story.

As I said last week, this will most likely be my last update of 2011, I wanted to talk about some of this comix accomplishments this year.

2011 was a pretty crazy year for me. I turned 28, forever denying myself the Morrison/Joplin/Hendrix/etc. 27 year old death mystique (although I came close,) I ended a 5 year relationship with a woman, quit a 4 year long job selling guns, had a minor mental breakdown, started a new relationship with a young man, traveled to Paris and I made a real living off of my art for the first time (albeit a hand to mouth living.) But all in all, the chaos in my life seemingly had a positive influence on my art. Who knew?

2011 marked the 4 year anniversery of Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion and the 100th page and 1 millionth pageview. I drew 27 new official pages (more than 2 a month,) as well as 10 commissioned comix and a dozens of other drawings, banners, etc. Also several new features were added: the Profile Page, the Store of Perversion and the Custom Art Gallery.

Of course 2011 was also a good year for web traffic (the best yet.) According to Google Analytics, Madame Zelda's Zoo of Perversion received (as of December 20th, 2011):

Total Visits: 122,153 (twice as many as last year, and over 42000 more than my previous best year.)

Absolute Unique Visitors: 79,818 (with similar past comparisons to the above stat)

Total Page Views: 488,132 (which is about half of the page views I had received in total from 2007-the beginning of this year)

We also beat our previous record for most visits in one day (1247,) one week ( 5600,) and one month (15800.)

So what's next for Zelda's? Well, I'm going to try my best to be as productive as possible this coming year, though with my mounting life plans, I probably won't complete as many pages as this year. I do plan on getting all of the scanned pages up to the same size and quality of scans (another project I started this year,) I also hope to re-tool the site and make it both prettier and user friendly. 

Well, see you next year,


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Since you crazy kids were so keen on last weeks Petra Puppy update, here's the next page for you. I hope you enjoy it. You may also be pleased to hear that I'm nearly done page 34, so I'll probably be posting that on Wednesday.

Unfortunately, since I'll be going out of town to celebrate the holiday season with my family, I won't have a scanner handy and thus Petra Puppy page 34 will more than likely be my last post of 2011.


Unless I receive an overwhelming amount of donations, in which case I'll drag myself away from my family for long enough to find an internet cafe with a scanner.

Otherwise, I'll speak to you all on Wednesday and then NEXT YEAR

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hey folks (and knives,)

So that last Petra page must've been a smash, because my web traffic is WAY up. Over 1200 Unique Visitors today alone. That's a new record! Anyway check out the commissions gallery for a new strip I made for somebody.

And check back Sunday for the next thrilling installment of Petra Puppy.

.....And donate too.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

SURPRISE!!! Happy DecembaRama!!!

You know kids (by which I mean consenting adults,)

DecembaRama is the time of year when we fine, upstanding, space monster fearing, North Americans come together and celebrate the all mighty Economy (other countries may too, but they hardly count.) And, through obligation, we sacrifice credits to give gifts to one another.While I'm aware that a homemade gift is the worst possible DecembaRama gift to give, it is still none the less better to receive than give, so I know you'll enjoy it. Your gift is the most recent page of Petra Puppy IN ADDITION , of course to the already promised EPILOGUE of Mr.Clover.

Speaking of DecemaRama, my wish this ridiculous holiday season is that all of you make a donation to Madame Zelda's Zoo of Pervesion. Not only will you NOT get a cool tote-bag, but it will also make you feel good to know you did your part to help feed the angry and all powerful All Seeing Eye-conomy. Even $5 (though preferably more,) would be great. Or, if you prefer the more tangible touch, purchase some schlock from my Store. So hand over your dollar signs to me and all your dreams will be guaranteed* to come true, and maybe, just maybe, I won't have to sick the Krampus on you.


-Kyle C. "I'm not afraid to beg" Bridgett.

*Guarantee will NOT be honoured

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Candy's Cotton Tale page 7

Here ya go boys and goils, the 7th page of a Candy Cotton Tale... or was that Cedric the Sissy page 23... then again it may just be Stinkerbell Skunk: The Scent of a Turd page 1! I don't know any more, man.


Oh and last week when I said that was the last Mr.Clover page... I lied. This Sunday, check out the EPILOGUE of Nanny Goat's Nursery featuring Mr.Clover. The real last page. REALLY.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday updates

As promised, The final page of the Mr.Clover Story and Dick Dogdick was updated t'day